Twerking T-rex? Bear food? Jiggly heart? We’ve got some unique ideas for Valentine’s Day gifts.
These are all 100% real.
Forget roses. Give a Bacon Bouquet!
Want something dillier? How about a Pickle Bouquet!
Give them a piece of your heart – cherry flavored – with a heart-shaped Jell-o mold.
Give them a heart that’s truly out-of-this-world…a heart-shaped meteorite.
Whether they’re a jerk or not, they might like these Jerky Briefs.
You’ll only be a heartbeat away with this Heartbeat Pillow Transmitter.
Need something to make them laugh? Pick up (carefully!) this Twerking T-rex, sold at Walmart.
Want to be sweet? How about a Reese’s bouquet?
Got an ex to shred? Take their picture to Hooters and get Buy 10, Get 10 free wings, along with free shredding service, during their “Shred ‘Em and Forget ‘Em” promotion.
Maybe you didn’t get your ex’s name on a cockroach to feed a hungry meerkat, but you can watch the big anti-Valentine’s event here.
Need something wilder? You can support wildlife and get even by naming a salmon after an ex and feeding it to a wild bear. While the certificate and photo op are no longer available, you can know that you made life better for a bear this year. Would you rather give them a bear hug? You can send them a “beary” special Valentine instead.
However you celebrate (or not), have a safe and happy Valentine’s Day.